Law & Order: We've definitely got the right guy with this evidence.

Me: *checks time left in episode* No you don't.


i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy)


It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: leisurelee)


you guys should stop making me want to watch new tv shows i’m supposed to live a life